One of my neighbors is a son of a b*tch and we are always messing with each other. Recently, I put some of my garbage in his kid%26#039;s playhouse and he actually had the nerve to uproot one of my new azalea bushes. I want to get him back so I think I%26#039;m going to put a rattlesnake in his mailbox. What do you think? Any better ideas? I really want to get this guy back for that azalea bush.
Is this a good prank???
a rattlesnake is good, but a cobra would be better.
Reply:I had a Friend who once scattered turnip seeds over an adversary%26#039;s grass.. the turnips kept sprouting and sprouting.. they%26#039;re hard to get out...
a snake is just plain mean and could be construed (by a prosecuting attorney) as attempted murder.. not a good plan. it could be one of his kids that goes to get the mail.. and that would be very, very bad.. I%26#039;d think he%26#039;d pull out more than just your azalea... think body parts.
time to grow up, boys.
Reply:I think a rattle snake is a bit extreme,stick a fish down the back of his heater or something like that.
Reply:How about putting an apology note in his mailbox? Still bent on revenge? Ok....try putting a %26quot;For Sale%26quot; sign in front of his house.
Reply:If the rattlesnake doesn%26#039;t fry in the heat from the sun, if he or his ,wife or heaven forbid one of his children get bitten ,you%26#039;ll go to prison for pre-meditated murder.I think I would think of something a little less drastic perhaps.
Reply:you should put a cat in his mail box not a snake. its just as funny and wont hurt him or his family members as badly
Reply:Really do you want to hurt this man for having a social disorder. I think that you have already received a lot of good advice (turnip seeds being a good non-harmful one - dandelion seeds being a good one too), but wouldn%26#039;t it be easier to make friends or at least be civil to each other? Why would you want his kids to have their play area vandalized? Have they done something to you too?
Reply:You want to go to jail, dont do it. You need to act like adults and be freinds with your neighbor. You have described a terrible act. Again dont do it, rather send him some flowers and make friends. You need friends not this petty war.
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